Tuesday, December 23, 2008

testi-kel-monial-isa

hmm,it's december already n i know ive been missing blogging for quite sometimes..haha too much stuff on my head and too many things to prepare for this month. it's holiday time anyway and so so so many stuff pop up in front of me. hmm, it makes me realise that i havent even spare my time to think of a resolution since new year is just around d corner. hahaha. wat d heck,let's just see later lah.

anyway, i happen to know that im goin to post a really shitty post after this and since this is december with the holiday spirit is all over the air,i wanna start my this month blogging with something stoned and cracked.

i went online earlier this month,managed to contact several of my ex co-worker and my long lost friend thru email. then as usual we came up with an idea of writing year end testimonials for each other. tho it was really hard for me to think of something else to write bout them beside 'crazy,psycho,or fully retarded', i suceeded to wrote satisfying testimonials which represented them very well (according to themselves of course). i cant post it here coz it wud be without their permission, however, i feel like writing testimonials that they sent for me. some of them are true,some are totally true and some are just i dunno what to comment about. hahahaha

hey,i am narcist so dun care what u think, i wanna post what people think of me. which 1 do u think it's true? and if there's anything to add on, please guys, feel free to write to me. hahahaha. im acting as if im so much in popular state.





anyway, here they are....
vee is:

"penyanyi lagu2 'ganggu' n tukang karokean dengan nada2 'salah'" -inonk,supervisor+teman karaoke di masa2 kelam.

"neneng pe-a yang sukar dijelasin arah tujuan hidupnya!orang yg suka gangguin gw gawe,suka ngintilin gw ketemu klien demi makan gratis di tempat mahal, n suka jadi backing-an gw pas ngegencet pecun2 sundal yg suka ngerebut cowo gw!the best a me can get!luv u biatchii..." -timmy,org sakit temen seperjuangan dl yg skrg ninggalin gw k s'pore.

"pemberi nasehat yg baik,penyusun kata2 yg so sweet,wise in words, out of mind in act!thanx buat kata2 RPK yg dulu bs bikin cewe klepek2 ma gw!haha kapan novel lu kelar ndut?" -anto,mantan murid penakluk wanita yg skrg takluk ma nyonya adelia.

"nyet,lu tuh femi,butch, ato andro seh?!?!bingung gw..tega lu milih bee drpd gw!haha" -nanda,pengagum rahasia.

"makhluk moody yg lg suka banget nyodok!" -tata,kakaknya timmy yg slalu gw smsin ngajak maen tp ga pernah jd.

"gendut,berisik,sakit jiwa,perfeksionis,super santai,norak,tangguh,narsis,caring,pencinta cina,phobia kodok,penggila soto,penyayang kucing kampung,fleksibel,ga bs lepas dr sendal jepit,tukang cela dewi persik yg teuteup aja nontonin smua pelmnya janda saipul jamil itu demi nyela,saingan beratnya cowo,tukang bikin patah hati,tempat sampah yang baik yg tau kapan waktunya buat ngedenger dgn sangat baik,ngasih nasehat yg ga ngeguruin,nyepet pelan2 biar ngerti sampe maki2 depan muka kalo dah keterlaluan.orang yg ga pernah sadar klo ada yang suka ma dia sampe ntar jauh setelah itu baru tau setelah dikasihtau temennya.CPD! cuma 1 yg gue sesalin dr hubungan kita yg super hebat ini:knp gw kenal ma lu baru skrg setelah hidup udah jauh berjalan n kita udah susah bwt sama2 terus.. gw sayang bgt ma loe tante!!" -emon,temen setia tukang bikin skandal.

"a great sister,lousy chef,an amateur photographer who surprisingly can always catch a brief moment in a nice angle that turns into a nice picture,super adventourous baby and an awesome friend to be the only 1 i cried for when she left." -diana,salah satu penyokong kehidupan malaysia dulu.

"leng chay freaks,seems very strong in the appearance but softy2 in the inside,daydreamer all the time!haha keep dreaming mate!" -ben,anonymous loveable person.

"manja,norak,tukang tipu,kekanak2an,keras kepala,kolokan,rese tapi entah kenapa omongannya selalu ngena di hati bikin sayang banget ma orang ini." -bee,lebah langka.

"cewe yg ga bisa idup tanpa hape disebelahnya. dari mulai bangun tidur sampe mau tidur lg,loe bisa liat hape setia di sebelahnya!tapi untung dia ga ikut2an autis make BB,soalnya ni cewe udah autis dr sananya..haha miss sms lu!" -arun,abang yg slalu jealous karna gak ada yg smsin dia.

"makhluk cupu!ngakunya ga suka clubbing tapi klo dance bikin bumi gonjang ganjing.ngakunya jg ga suka minum tapi klo disodorin liquor minumnya paling kuat.pengalaman nyoba bikin dia drunk berakhir dengan kebangkrutan kita semua buat beli berbotol2 minuman n she can still did her assignment well after that!sarap!" -meimei,temen yg selalu jd orang yg diseret pulang karena mabok.

"uv gila!impiannya ketinggian,badannya kegedean,senyumnya kelebaran,kalkuannya (kadang) keterlaluan,kucingnya kebanyakan,otak kanannya kecairan, dan hatinya kebesaran.orang baik yang kadar jahatnya hanya melewati batas saat bom waktunya udah meledak." -bejo,gay guy tersayang yg gadunnya kebanyakan!


so,there u go the testimonials. I cant say whether those words are true or not. but i do love those people so much coz no matter what they say i know hey know who i am and take as i am. i love u all guys!!





when are we going to have that reunion we've been planned all years yet 2008 is nearly coming to the end now.hahahaha. i know u can read this so buzz me when the plan is on babe!.

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